Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy me mates! Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day!

"Avast belay, yo ho, heave to,
A-pirating we go

And if we're parted by a shot

We're sure to meet below!"

"Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life,

The flag o'skull and bones

A merry hour, a hempen rope,

And hey for Davy Jones."

To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!